#642	<reply>	Microsoft Windows is shit.
#782	<reply>	Microsoft Windows is fucked up.
#783	<reply>	Go fuck yourself, Microsoft.
#784	<reply>	/* We are such retards */
#785	<reply>	# We are such retards
#786	<reply>	shitshitshitshitshit
#787	<reply>	OHSHI-!!!!!
#788	<reply>	Uh...ummm, I accidentally your computer...is it broke?
#789	<action>	commits suicide.
#790	<reply>	# IF YOU CHANGE TABS TO SPACES, YOU WILL BE KILLED!!!! DOING SO FUCKS THE BUILD PROCESS!!!
#791	<reply>	DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_THAN_OR_EQUAL
#827	<reply>	Stop error. :( Blue Screen. How sad I am.
#998	<action>	has quit (Quit: Windows)
#1133	is	weird
#1211	<reply>	ಠ_ಠ
#1212	is	retarded
#1391	<reply>	windows a shit
#1903	needs	to lrn2dhcp
#1920	is	a retarded piece of shit that doesn't know how to DHCP
#1922	<reply>	Your PC needs to be repaired.
#1923	<reply>	One or more of your disks needs to be checked for consistency. You may cancel the disk check, but it is strongly recommended that you continue.
#1924	<reply>	A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.
#1925	<reply>	Your PC ran into a problem and needs to restart. We're just collecting some error info, and then we'll restart for you.
#2000	<reply>	Error. The operation completed successfully.
#2001	<reply>	Windows Problem Reporting has stopped working
#2520	<reply>	* windows installs an nvidia driver which crashes your system
#2568	<reply>	This app can't be purchased because your current Internet connection is slow. Please try again using a different connection,
#2608	<reply>	http://archis.life/
#2688	<reply>	* windows decides that you're in Canberra
#2713	<reply>	hey guys, let's implement a font driver in the kernel!