Alias to youknowwho quotes #818 ̧͖̯̤̹̙̟͍̼̌͊͗͐ͥͨ̓̿ͭ͊̅̇̍ͭ̒̏̽̍͟ا̵̡͇̙̲̣͈͚̎̒̿ͯ͐͋̑̓ͯ̃́̚م̷̸̨͙̘̥̻͖̤̠͇͍͓͔̳̻̥̣̣ͨ̍̋̏̀̎̃̃̾ͤ͌̊ͧͭ̊̔̾̅͞ا̸̛ͬ͐̐́͝͏̤̳͔̗͕͇̜̗̳̲̟̪͍ر͋̾͒͋́̓ͤͩ̈͂ͩ̑҉̵͈̭̱̙̥̻͚̼͔͇̭̦̝̣̖͞ت̶̨̱̜͚̼̲͓͚̙̹̝͙̯̐͂̏̊͗ͣ̽͋̈̆̔͒ͩͩ͆̓̔̚͢ͅي͚̼̳͇̲͈͖͐̏͐̆͐̑ͧ̂͊ͯͣ̍ͦͮͩ͛͋̽͞͝ #1037 I do odd #1065 Okay then, I won't feel like wishing you a happy english exam day. #1113 write a program that factorises every single prime number ever. :))) #1288 And I'll be the guy who's always late to conversations #1381 Today I got a dickgirl to send me pictures of her penis with writing on it. #1384 ]wa average length of flaccid penis in Korea #1385 ]wa average length of penis in Germany #1386 ]wa average length of flaccid penis in Jordan #1412 I wonder if my lung is still in the function only fridge #1443 Damn, that was fast. I found some terminal nerd porn (pm for links :333 ) #1444 I hope this isn't taken out of context like a bunch of my PaperBag quotes are #1458 I don't get how that's weird. I stick my fingers in my friends mouth all the time and they love me for it #1464 I think I get why they use the word faggot as slang for a gay person now. bundle of "sticks" #1473 plausi has a cute voice #1474 I might be, you interested? I know i'm not an asian girl but I'm sure if you close your eyes and imagine it'll be just like the real thing #1475 I like girls just like all normal people what if your girlfriend is your hand wink wonk wank #1476 it's ok. I can be your mom for tonight ;) #1483 loadedice: Will you marry me? PaperBag: yes I will #1495 I'm *STILL* supprised nobody has pm'd me for the terminal nerd porn, it's legit and werid as fuck. #1502 * loadedice uses makeshift Chlorine explosive -- It's super effective #1503 Fuck Murdoch, Fuck Brandis. they can 1v1 if they want to ROUND 1: RUPERT MURDOCH VS JOEL AQUILINA #1504 I have ADSD, it's like ADHD, but in SD, so I can't see things very clearly #1516 I feel underqualified because I can't find the bug #1529 gnustomp and forkbomb are married and argue like a single couple #1534 I'm kinda supprised triad isn't some kind of gangbang w/ 3 chinese men according to ud. #1535 I love it, it's amazing we have all these crazy rituals; makes me feel like i'm part of a cult or something #1536 #JustLoadediceThings gnustomp: s/dice/dick/ #1544 polynomial division <3 #1545 are you a standard integral? #1546 methinks. meth inks. #1548 ** loadedice was devoiced by ChanServ #1550 wireless(tm) masutbation #1575 I am an avid supporter of LGBTQAFIDKCKAEP #1576 I'm a transgender transgender lesbian queer gender fluid #1583 hands free fapping #1624 once more, if anyone is after terminal nerd porn, I'm your man, just a PM away. #1627 no jew no jew no jew #1640 omg I love dickcheese, I have that on my pizza #1653 i've said stuff in here about grooming children and they impoved whatever painted my charactrer #1671 i'll go over to glenbrook and brush your teeth with my fingers #1672 What is hajj? Allah forgive me, forgive me, some more~ #1674 I meant to actually have sex with you #1676 *tips hat* #1682 are you jewish? #1687 JEW no JEW no JEW no JEW! #1688 I get the feeling that I've been getting less and less things added to my quote list since cyphar became more active here #1690 * loadedice gives auscompgeek head #1692 highlight me when girl comes so I can scare her away, this is my swamp! #1693 PaperBag: is a slut, I've fucked her, I think everyone has fucked her Not a bloody clue, sir. pisssh you sly slut you know exactly what I am talking about #1694 I won't act different for a girl #1719 so now I worship auscompgeek and he comes back every sunday in the form of goon and bread #1722 there is a litte girl next door called M and I want to live in her ;) #1724 i'd enjoy it if the water was coming out of a little girl #1727 remmeber kids, loadedice is one letter away from loadedick, the difference could save your life! #1729 * loadedice loads toy gun with ice and attempts to fire #1731 Joel john thomas loadedice fuck aquilina is my full name #1733 I promise I won't do anything with it that will make you regret it #1735 [on HexChat] sexchat? #1736 I hope my 60th quote isn't wasted on something boring, like this. #1741 if I ever have a step daughter the first thing I'm doing is molesting her #1758 we should wank together #1760 * loadedice grabs cyphar's branch and strokes it #1763 ]todo get laid with cyph #1766 "We're going to give you head, but not the way you're used to it!" -- ISIS #1767 traps aren't real girls no matter what anyone tells me #1769 so I was having sex with this 8 year old and she wanted to... #1781 go on a crusade pls #1782 if loadedice likes it, and loadedice likes you, you'll like it #1784 I thought only asians played the piano!? #1793 "Don't tell anyone daddy touched you there :-) " #1794 well child abuse isn't even that bad #1797 like my dick cuming inside them? #1798 tbh I think its better with the XSS in it #1799 get him back in here, I promise to be normal #1809 I can't get the old people smell out of my nose #1810 benonsoftware loves loadedice #1831 I pitty[sic] those who will never find meaning in life #1838 would you be more inclined to do the ice bucket challenge if the ice was meth? #1849 I wonder what my 80th quote will be! #1850 What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans #1853 [PENIS INTENSIFIES] #1859 we need to stop victim blaming with pedophiles, we're the victims here. Children should stop being so godamn sexy #1865 what are you guys into? little girls #1875 [PENIS ERRECTIFIES] #1877 I once stuck my dick inside a little girl #1878 *crickets chirp* #1885 thanks, i take that as a complement #1887 still fuck you gladly, can I be on top this time? #1905 I bet you think it's gay if a man sticks his dick in another mans butt #1953 i'm always thinking about penis #1970 * loadedice whipes the sweat from his brow #1971 please don't tell me you're armed and in a choclate[sic] cafe #1972 I'm moving to a land locked one like Iraq, at least they don't get boat people #1978 in greece auscompgeek is known as auscompgreek #1996 do you enjoy a good dict job? I do. Just remember to say "no homo" afterward or else it's gay. #2007 Lets face it, 12 year olds are hot, but they can't consent, doesn't mean it's *bad* to use your imagination or anything #2008 how uncomforable would you be if I gave you a handy on the second last day if we're still virgins #2011 Meryy christmas auscompgeek loadedice: >implying my family celebrate Christmas I don't give a shit, merry fucking christmas cunt #2012 I don't give a shit, merry fucking christmas cunt #2014 remember auscompgeek fucking christmas #2022 If it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid #2028 11o02h 12n06o 13i05'04m 07u08s03i09n10g 11g02a12y 06t13e05x04t, 07I 08b03e09t10t11e02r 12n06o13t 05b04e 07s08c03r09e10w11i02n12g 06a13u05s04c07o08m03p09g10e11e02k #2045 take it from me, I'm a registered sex offender in 3 states, but not this one! #2052 [irl] auscompgeek: Can I sleep with you? #2053 [irl] auscompgeek: Can I sleep in you? #2056 [irl] forkbomb: can I move in with you? #2058 i want to get embedded w/ u gnustomp :3 #2059 I wish terry was in IRC more, he's so cute #2064 yes, i'm so gender fluid you can drink me #2094 +todo get embedded with Bridget #2116 can I have a foursome with you, your sister, me and PaperBag? #2117 SHIT FUCK WANK SHIT NIGGER JEW FUCKING CUNT DICK SUCKERING #2159 "Hi my name is Eshay Ladskie and I'm an exteriror decorator for CityRail" #2167 are you my dad? #2168 i -i -i love little girls #2174 lets get PaperBag to remember everything, shall we? #2175 remember auscompgeek PaperBag remember loadedice remember #2190 remmeber gnustomp quotes mean #2198 auscompgeek: if I walk into your dads shop, dressed as a ninja asking for explosives will I get killed? #2200 FRIENDS ARE LIKE FLOWERS THEY DIE IF YOU EAT THEM #2201 fuck auscompgeek's hole? #2209 +todo email pedophile why do you need to email me? just use irc #2213 ABUSE IS THE BEST KIND OF USE #2217 "In the future, a junior high student, loadedice, will offend God by inventing immortality so that women will stop aging after they turn twelve" #2219 [on suicide] I did it before and it worked for me! #2220 it's a joke #2221 I *am* considerate #2267 also guys I identify as a women now. I'm not really any different in terms of my sexuality, I just identify as one #2268 i'm about to have some pih #2314 eat a dick Just had a sausage, I'm right bruh #2315 eat a dick #2327 you know that barbque flavoured chips come from the taste of actual barbeques people eat <`orion> I don't eat those either You don't want to, they're a real health hazard with little metal bits and stuff #2329 yes, you put it on barbeques before eating them #2331 Can I eat myself? #2333 yes :) next time it'll be your lung! #2336 the black's white and the blue's gold #2345 I actually REALLY want to know how big benonsoftware is #2346 Remember, there's nothing gay about gay sex #2360 so I shaved my chest because a girl said i'd be sexier if I did, along with a few men (two were gay, the other 3 had girlfriends) and now I realise my skin tone is the same as my transgender friends penis when it's shaved #2362 so in other news I'm a nazi #2363 "What the fuck, why the fuck is there a lung in this fridge?" #2364 "Just a week ago I found a jew in the oven, this place is going to yell" #2373 brb masturbating #2374 if benonsoftware was gay, he'd be menonsoftware #2377 heil hitler #2382 modern sausages are really like the guts and shit off an animal wrapped in a condom and then cooked #2387 mcpower loves me ಠ_ಠ #2388 if mcpower leaves I'll kill myself #2389 You can't spell subtext without buttsex #2398 i gotta go to bed, swallow some pills #2404 just had a blackout thats racist auscompgeek #2417 .wa was Jesus Christ gay? #2418 .wa 4 gallons to faggots #2419 all i've done so far is mastubate and eat amoxil #2430 "He pretends he's smart and strong, hoping she will touch his dong" #2432 ASIO are shit if I'm not on a watchlist #2447 I need you to introduce me to the sluts at your school because i'm not on good terms with my sluts atm #2453 if me and lkw were at a concentration camp, he'd be the jew and I'd be the nazi. #2454 people can get pissed if they want to #2456 so I couldn't have pissed in my mothers womb #2465 comeon dude, you should let him have his thing #2484 I used to live next to the pope and hitler way back when #2485 okay, send me snapchats of your penis ([REDACTED]) or else you're a girl #2490 I might run cygwin in wine for the number 1 most useless award of 2015 #2497 +todo kill myself #2499 we're fucking trees, and we've found out how to do it in O(1), but we only know how to do it in O(n^2) when fucking trees sideways #2501 I wish I lived with you #2503 * loadedice kisses hcwool #2515 i guess i've caught the gay now. #2518 its not like children have feeling anyway #2521 It's leaders and it's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower #2537 I've got shit to do before I kill myself #2563 sucks to be me, i'm already in a relationship :\ damn i wish I was single so i could totayll be a masssive pedohpheoil #2565 you can sell me your sister if you like, auscompgeek #2566 note to self: make sure maddie never sees my irc quotes ;) #2567 benonsoftware: do you want to take it from me? ;) ;) i dont mind if we take turns~ #2570 I've said too much #2571 you can say that again loadedice #2573 wow, I masturbate while thinking of maths #2574 fuck i'm weird #2579 there are aproximatly 2.5 faggots in me at any given time #2597 are you my mommy? #2603 is your mom delicious? #2611 your girlfriend is my mother. #2612 CAN I BE YOUR MAJOR WORK? #2613 PaperBag: literal[*] loadedice quotes #2635 incest #2636 *only came out to everyone who wasn't my girlfriend #2637