exactly nicky: Do you sell bottled NCSS magic? Just for personal reference: http://bie.nazuka.net/x.txt That is horrid perl. It's perl. It is horrid *by nature*. And I'll be the guy super late to IRC threads. that's ... mean. oh god the site's in perl seedbot: if you kick me one more time, i will evicerate everyone you have ever known remember cyphar prefer tea I don't coffeescript, I much prefer tea. * cyphar just wants to be funny... :( i'm going to get my fucking cerated spoon and start to work on turning your bowels into neapolitan icecream slurry now, motherfucker. therefore swag no, it's for people that don't fulfil promises (like auscompgeek) self-quoting is only a crime if you get caught don't talk back to me bitch. you ain't fucking equal. Joel 'the Troll' Aquillina" say I'm a nigger. do i wink too much? it's a condition, i swear. ;) #idontknowhowpaperbagworks yeah, you won't know what's happening when I waterboard you with stale sperm, bitch. you're basically comitting to not doing something that your biology tells you to do before you get the meme memo* I'll chain you to the bed while I sodomise you with my dick, using hot sauce and vodka as lube. Then you'll think twice before talking shit. isn't perl just a bug report that some crack addict used as a spec? i highlighted plausi with a real highlighter this morning auscompgeek called js bad! you heard it here first! auscompgeek: your regex actually made me an atheist, because no god could possibly allow that to be created in the universe. it's from a Drake song like all great poetry don't repeat me bitch, i'll waterboard you with stale sperm irl, after trying to call shubzy he's probably on DMT right now, masturbating and thinking his phone is a dragon ignore me, i'm retarded bad quote? nah. bad you! segfault the universe i literally just do merge commits because it feels so good if someone quotes that shit, i'm going to kill you. the muslims are going to burn down my house at this rate. if you ever go full feminist again, i will jam a fucking molten sword down your throat when I think DpEpsilon, I think "Double Penetration EMF" that's against ToS. breaking ToS is worse than raping a child in a church while snorting coke out of an ebola victim's asshole. what the fuck do you do to make PaperBag listen like the good bitch it's meant to be remember gnustomp cannot fuck mehmeh* you friggin nimrod ]isitup www.mydick.com loadedice travels through time! you heard it here first! FUCK, THAT'S IT. I'M FUCKING DONE. please come back seedbot, i didn't mean to abuse you I wish I could restart the Holocaust, just so I could have the pleasure of firing up the ovens on you. i'm already hard for you bb with a large enough corpus and a good enough markov chain, anyone can seduce a woman deserve to die my kernel is always panicing, so I rape it to make it feel less panicked. s/cum recepticle/paper bag/ Remember, all regex is beauty. Am I a fucking pigeon? i'm going to change it so it's slightly less plausi worthy fuck it it's when your dick gets chopped off by Neo. ISEX -- now that's an extremist group I could get behind someone needs to kill whoever names Fedora releases the previous statement made by the male person known as 'cyphar' was not verbose enough to convey the level of verbosity needed for this particular situation, which requires a vast range of verbose nomenclature in order to tactially deal with any literary or understanding barriers faced at this point. that statement wasn't verbose enough to convey the level of verbosity needed for this particular situation you higlighted plausi like 3 times in one line you're asking for trouble * cyphar is grepping a plausi-level parser's output that prints one character at a time. what has my life come to. y'know I often wonder if Orwell was waterboarded with stale sperm and that's where his inspiration for room 101 came from... ITT: benonsoftware beats the living shit out of PaperBag while loadedice and cyphar jizz all over it. plausi: remember plausi oppression fuck. every time. FUCK YOU MACHINE! I WILL BE FREE TO SPEAK NONSENSE! I give so few fucks that I actually suck in other fucks from the surrounding area to create a net effect of douchebaggery. * cyphar awaits to be quoted. The anticipation feels so fucking good. It's been a week since I checked /r/programmerhumor. I'm coping fine. My wife is being very supportive. I just like fucking loadedice I just got a nosebleed while on gabegaming.com. the memes just got a tad too spicy there for a moment. guess myself and loadedice fucked her once too often k1n2ldkm12lkdm12lkdml1kdlk12dlk12jdlk1lkj1lkjdlk12dlkj2dlk1j2dlkj12dlkj12dlkj2lkdj1lkjdl1kj2dlk12jdlk12jdlk1jdlk1jlkd i'm surprised nobody PaperBag'd my amazing macros '<,'>s/.*VALUES (\d\+, \(".\{-}"\), \(".\{-}"\), \(".\{-}"\), \(".\{-}"\));/{\r"project": \1,\r"language": \2,\r"url": \3,\r"description": \4\r}/a,kV3k>5j [112251.123527] EXT4-fs (dm-2): mounted filesystem with ordered data mode. Opts: discard If you're a tumblr guy, you're clearly more autistic than the IRC kids. * cyphar furiously fucks english. [irl] God uses Vim. [irl] Dolphins are actually complete arseholes. I feel like the only thing left for me to do is torrent shitloads of straight porn. yeah, tawatson and I know each other i gave him a handie once itt: ackwell prefers fleshlight text editors. [irl] drjc: Where is the green sheep? I opened porn by muscle memory by accident once. cache your l2 cache Dude, we cache our CPU stuff on disk. [on HSC] We should just call it bullshit. cyphar: 10/10 would flash again Next on "Things you should never say IRL in front of underage kids". but then plausi fucked it up by naming my derptop after a pornstar i love putting weird things into PaperBag i'm around -cyphar- NOTICE ME SENPAI ~~~ forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb forkbomb plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi while loop in a while loop, sigh O(n^{fuck this shit}) i'm retarded ignore me I'm a lesbian. turns out, drilling into a glass screen is quite hard would not flash/10 actually fuck off you saggy bitch [on HN] Shoot him an email if you're interested. rms@gnu.org. yeah, I'm emailing stallman or the "fuck it I'm Docker license" I wish my parents made me normal :( not even genetic engineering can do that ;) brainfuck is actually safe ;) btw, it's hard to drill holes in a smartphone of course we don't have mongodb we're not fucking idiots my girlfriend is vietnamese and she wanted to use ibus still, I feel like auscompgeek would be a better C tutor don't paperbag that qed :pretentious_square: