#35	<reply>	[Time passes.]
#36	<reply>	[A tumbleweed drifts past.]
#37	<reply>	[You hear the chirping of crickets.]
#39	<reply>	[As you stare down the barrel of a gun, you realise you should probably turn the gun around the other way.]
#40	<reply>	[The expansion of the universe accelerates slightly.]
#42	<reply>	[Somewhere in the distance, you hear the rustle of plastic bags in the trees.]
#43	<reply>	[Nothing happens.]
#73	<reply>	...
#81	<reply>	[You hear the footsteps of a guard on patrol.]
#87	<reply>	[You hear the chime of a cash register.]
#90	<reply>	[In the distance, you hear Tim cursing at IE.]
#91	<reply>	[Everyone falls silent and stares.]
#92	<reply>	[In a remote corner of hell, an icicle forms.]
#93	<reply>	[$someone disappears. You feel guilty.]
#94	<reply>	[You hear velociraptors rustling in the bushes to your left and right.]
#95	<reply>	[A cat slowly rolls a watermelon up onto shore.]
#96	<reply>	[A tree falls in a forest, but no one is around to hear it.]
#98	<reply>	[You suddenly realise it is unnaturally quiet.]
#99	<reply>	[You hear some noises in the distance.]
#100	<reply>	[You hear in the distance the chirping of a song bird.]
#102	<reply>	[You hear a sound reminiscent of an elephant stepping on a peanut.]
#103	<reply>	[Everyone stands silently in a circle around $someone and stares.]
#104	<reply>	[Suddenly, you realise there is someone missing from the channel.]
#108	<reply>	[Silence.]
#110	<reply>	[You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes.]
#111	<reply>	[Meanwhile, in $someone's pants ...]
#164	<reply>	[The Easter Bunny flies in through the window.]
#221	<reply>	[You hear an old lady scream as her electric wheelchair thing starts to move for no apparent reason.]
#231	<reply>	[Somewhere in the distance, you hear the dull zap of a Mibbit user being kickbanned.]
#284	<reply>	[The audience is amazed and start whispering amongst themselves.]
#305	<reply>	[Meanwhile, $someone waits for $determiner downloads to finish...]
#319	<action>	casts silence.
#354	<reply>	[The expansion of the universe decelerates slightly, however, recent scientific theories believe this deceleration to be nonexistent.]
#418	<reply>	[Your mobile phone starts leaking memory, but the LMK kills the offending process.]
#419	<reply>	[You hear the sound of a browser crashing.]
#425	<reply>	[You hear an Apple fanatic having their browser crashed upon visiting http://i.love.my.mac.org.lu/]
#427	<reply>	btw, did you guys hear about the new $noun I found?
#428	<reply>	[You stare in glory as PaperBag magically retrieves $newitem.]
#587	<reply>	[You hear someone cursing regexp.]
#588	<reply>	[Planet Cracker continues to fire on ackwell's VPS.]
#589	<reply>	[You hear the sound of a BlueScreen event.]
#643	<reply>	[The LMK starts leaking memory, and kills itself.]
#718	<reply>	[You hear the sound of one of freenode's servers imploding in the distance.]
#719	<reply>	[You stare in silence as Nicky prepares to give a kneecapping.]
#720	<reply>	[You stare in awe as James Curran begins to evolve.]
#721	<reply>	[You stare at Tim awkwardly as he fixes the Grok Learning EC2 cluster.]
#722	<reply>	[You hear the sound of someone dying in Mafia.]
#723	<reply>	[You hear the sound of someone dying in Murder.]
#724	<reply>	[You hear the faint tapping of a DDoS.]
#725	<reply>	[You gasp in awe as James Curran dies by MacBook Air.]
#726	<reply>	[You watch as everyone falls victim to Vivian in Murder.]
#727	<reply>	[James laughs as he watches everyone try to kill each other in Wurder.]
#757	<reply>	Will you be my valentine?
#780	<reply>	ಠ_ಠ
#800	<reply>	Sshh...can you hear them?
#801	<reply>	[You hear a $bsod in the background.]
#802	<reply>	[You hear the sound of a kernel oops.]
#803	<reply>	[You hear the crash of a kernel panic.]
#804	<reply>	[$someone's kernel panics.]
#805	<reply>	[You see that your console has output, only to glance at the screen and see a kernel panic.]
#807	<reply>	[You watch as $sysadmin's VPS gets password brute-force attacks from $hackerloc.]
#809	<reply>	[citation needed]
#810	<reply>	[You hear someone cursing PaperBag ... ... wait...]
#811	<reply>	[You hear someone cursing Empathy.]
#816	<reply>	[You hear someone cursing libpurple.]
#831	<reply>	[redacted]
#834	<reply>	[Blake approves. http://blakeapproves.com/]
#835	<reply>	[disputed]
#851	<reply>	[Suddenly, explorer.exe maxes out a core.]
#856	<reply>	Welcome to nginx!
#860	<reply>	[Your lack of multilib breaks the Android SDK. Go back 3 spaces.]
#861	<reply>	[insert no face]
#864	<reply>	[You watch as yet another person attempts to root the Grok Learning sandbox.]
#867	<reply>	[The last remaining user in a channel ping timeouts, but nobody is around to notice.]
#883	<reply>	囧
#887	<reply>	[Waiting for headers]
#888	<reply>	[Working]
#889	<reply>	[You feel a disturbance in the force as somewhere, a designer uses Comic Sans MS as a fallback.]
#891	<reply>	[You feel a great shockwave in the material of the universe, as somewhere, a designer uses Comic Sans MS as a primary font.]
#918	<reply>	This sentence is false.
#919	<reply>	[You watch as someone is annoyed to their wits by the MLP audio loop on the UNSW CTF webapp.]
#938	<reply>	[You watch as infosec_au's VPSes get attacks from 127.0.0.1.]
#939	<reply>	[You watch as infosec_au's VPSes get attacks from 0.0.0.0.]
#958	<reply>	[You hear the chatter on the other side of the split freenode.]
#1021	<reply>	[An awkward moment passes as you realise that a comment has more likes than the original post.]
#1028	<reply>	[You watch in awe as the Ghostbusters cross the streams.]
#1029	<reply>	[Failed to mount the real root device. Bailing out, you are on your own. Good luck.]
#1033	<reply>	[A critical error has occurred whilst checking for errors.]
#1089	<reply>	[PC LOAD LETTER]
#1102	<reply>	[Somewhere a program tries to catch SIGKILL... and fails.]
#1123	<reply>	[You watch as auscompgeek's Twitter account is broken into by infosec_au.]
#1226	<reply>	[You watch as the hoard of COMP1917 students cause OpenLearning to 502.]
#1227	<reply>	[You watch as forkbomb tries to frantically get sbhstimetable.tk back up whilst it's 503ing.]
#1242	<reply>	');DROP TABLE FACTOIDS;--
#1261	<reply>	[You watch as forkbomb and gnustomp headdesk as sbhstimetable.tk 502s.]
#1262	<reply>	[You watch as $sysadmin's server gets brute-force attacks from $hackerloc.]
#1304	<reply>	[You watch as someone runs dictionary attacks on freenode's DNS.]
#1314	<reply>	[You watch as $someone begins a game of Solitaire.]
#1330	<reply>	[You hear the sound of a wifi connection dropping.]
#1373	<reply>	$someone: Will you marry me?
#1374	<reply>	Kernel panic - not syncing: Out of memory and no killable processes...
#1375	<reply>	Kernel panic - not syncing: Attempted to kill init!
#1394	<reply>	[You hear auscompgeek's dodgy Edge 11 battery exploding.]
#1399	<reply>	[You stare in awe as James Curran reaches his final form.]
#1462	<reply>	[You watch as plausi hacks $someone.]
#1486	<reply>	[You watch as forkbomb fixes my punctuation dropping bug.]
#1487	<reply>	[establishing IP address...]
#1494	<reply>	[You hear a slight buzz as a computer jumps 10 hours ahead.]
#1500	<reply>	[Intense music.]
#1518	<reply>	[You watch as $someone sends '...' to the channel.]
#1519	<reply>	[You wait as something happens in a few seconds...]
#1523	<reply>	SOON BACKANSWER
#1531	<reply>	[You watch as $someone gets exterminated.]
#1532	<reply>	:+1::shipit:
#1540	<reply>	[Work is bliss. Detention is freedom. Band 6 is compulsory.]
#1553	<reply>	[You watch as red squares move into the System Command Processor.]
#1572	<action>	spooks $someone
#1573	<reply>	Merry Christmas to $someone!
#1589	<reply>	[INCOMING PRESIDENTIAL ALERT.]
#1593	<reply>	[Introducing the xkcd Phone!]
#1620	<reply>	[A velociraptor attacks you! You die. View your inventory?]
#1622	<reply>	[This problem will be judged on magnet.]
#1623	<reply>	[From somewhere, a transmission...]
#1625	<reply>	[You watch as everyone falls victim to Glen Pink in Murder.]
#1803	<reply>	[You watch as forkbomb has a TouchWiz moment.]
#1822	<reply>	[You watch as $someone lands on Income Tax after passing Go.]
#1823	<reply>	[You watch as Maven downloads the internet.]
#1824	<reply>	[You hear an INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE in the background.]
#1858	<reply>	[Android is upgrading... Optimizing app 1337 of 9001.]
#1921	<reply>	[Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.]
#1965	<reply>	[Write failed: Broken pipe]
#1966	<reply>	[##################] 100%
#1997	<reply>	[----------------- ] 99%
#1999	<reply>	Request timeout for icmp_seq 0
#2016	<reply>	[Introducing the xkcd Phone 2!]
#2046	<reply>	[You watch as loadedice pisses on $someone.]
#2048	<reply>	[You watch as someone sends an aggressive gg to the game.]
#2054	<reply>	[You watch as auscompgeek uses ncat -l on ucpu0.]
#2057	<reply>	[You watch as loadedice hashes $someone.]
#2076	<reply>	[$someone is concerned about possible wrongdoing at the university.]
#2079	<reply>	[You watch as everyone falls victim to Benjamin in Murder.]
#2099	<reply>	[This content is not available in your region.]
#2128	<reply>	[You watch as plausi registers BeeShi's nick on NickServ.]
#2129	<reply>	[You watch as the channel's average IQ drops.]
#2130	<reply>	[You watch as plausi cats /dev/urandom directly into the channel.]
#2132	<reply>	[You watch as cyphar writes inline asm "for the hell of it".]
#2133	<reply>	[You watch as someone deletes a factoid.]
#2134	<reply>	[You watch as someone adds a factoid.]
#2135	<reply>	[You watch as plausi insults C/++ again.]
#2136	<reply>	[You watch as Go deadlocks ... again.]
#2137	<reply>	Program terminated with signal 11, Segmentation fault.
#2138	<reply>	[You watch as someone ban evades ... again.]
#2139	<reply>	[You watch as Cholby joins the channel.]
#2140	<reply>	[You watch as malloc(2) returns NULL.]
#2141	<reply>	[You watch as the factoid list for "..." overflows.]
#2142	<reply>	[You watch as perl takes over the world.]
#2143	<reply>	[You watch as perl becomes self-aware.]
#2144	<reply>	Okay, $who.
#2145	<reply>	[You watch as EMACS graciously reformats your code.]
#2146	<reply>	[You're watching the latest installment of #JustJoelThings.]
#2147	<reply>	[You watch as vim fails to comply with your projects' existing formatting requirements.]
#2148	<reply>	[You watch as vim screams at your softtabs configuration.]
#2149	<reply>	[You watch as Steam rm -rf's /*]
#2150	<reply>	[You watch in horror as Jimmy Murran uses pico.]
#2151	<reply>	[You watch as one factoid becomes 10, becomes 100, becomes 1e9, ...]
#2152	<reply>	plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi plausi *deep breath* plausi plausi
#2153	<reply>	[You watch in horror as PaperBag's factoids become self-aware.]
#2212	<reply>	[You watch in anticipation as $someone clones the Linux kernel source tree.]
#2222	<reply>	[You watch and listen intently as James Curran reads 'Where is the Green Sheep?']
#2235	<reply>	[Everyone sits and stares in silence as James Curran holds up the missing envelope.]
#2247	<reply>	[You watch incredulously as cyphar edits git objects by hand.]
#2270	<reply>	[You watch as the crowd erupts into a 'gif vs jif' war.]
#2273	<reply>	This is not a sentence.
#2275	<reply>	This is a phrase.
#2295	<reply>	[You watch as $someone stares at loadedice.]
#2309	<reply>	It was $someone! $They stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
#2354	<reply>	This comment has been flagged as a spoiler.
#2381	<reply>	[Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to #python!]
#2422	<reply>	[You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button for several seconds or press the Restart button.]
#2423	<reply>	[You need to restart your computer. Hold down the Power button until it turns off, then press the Power button again.]
#2424	<reply>	[You hear the sound of a Sad Mac.]
#2425	<reply>	[Your computer restarted because of a problem. Press a key or wait a few seconds to continue starting up.]
#2473	<reply>	[Wow! --> 6EQUJ5 11 1]
#2474	<reply>	[Somebody facepalms.]
#2477	<reply>	It works!
#2481	<reply>	[You watch as someone makes a bad ... response.]
#2493	<reply>	[You watch as hcwool off-by-one's twice.]
#2495	<reply>	[You watch as lkw puts silly factoids in me.]
#2512	<reply>	[You watch as $someone rolls a 7 in Settlers of Catan.]
#2513	<reply>	[You watch as $someone lands on $someone's Mayfair hotel.]
#2529	<reply>	[You watch as Gradle downloads the internet.]
#2530	<reply>	> Building 0% > :compileJava > 31 KB/665 KB downloaded
#2538	<reply>	[You watch as $someone's computer becomes part of a Chinese DDoS attack.]
#2539	<reply>	[You stare as $someone breaks abstraction.]
#2561	<reply>	[You watch as a wild plausi appears.]
#2596	<reply>	[You stare in wonder at cyphar's Linux commits.]
#2604	<reply>	[You watch as someone challenges cinnamon...and loses.]
#2606	<reply>	[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]
#2643	<reply>	DB Error: -> You have an error in your SQL syntax; check the manual that corresponds to your MariaDB server version for the right syntax to use near ') order by rand(165063) limit 1' at line 2
#2677	<reply>	[You watch as otan adds aliases to vanessau's bashrc.]
#2681	<reply>	[Introducing the XKCD Phone 3!]
#2702	<reply>	[You watch as benonsoftware gets stabbed.]
#2703	<reply>	[You watch as Windows pastes 3MB of text.]
#2706	<reply>	https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=%22BEGIN+RSA+PRIVATE+KEY%22+filetype%3Akey
#2707	<reply>	https://encrypted.google.com/search?q=%22BEGIN+RSA+PRIVATE+KEY%22+site%3Apastebin.com
#2708	<reply>	[You hear the distant beep of an Opal reader.]
#2709	<reply>	[You observe as a bus driver reboots the bus to get the Opal readers working.]
#2710	<reply>	[In the distance, an Opal reader reboots and errors.]
#2717	<reply>	[You watch as plausi DDoSes auscompgeek's face irl.]
#2723	<reply>	[You watch as $sysadmin's server receives attacks from $hackerloc.]
#2724	<reply>	14Flagged post temporarily hidden. 2View hidden content.
#2725	<reply>	from __future__ import braces
#2729	<reply>	[It is totally silent. -3 to all Move Silently checks and +3 to all Listen checks.]
#2767	<reply>	[This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm.]
#2777	<reply>	[You watch as $someone's bus breaks down.]
#2784	<reply>	[Post hidden due to community flagging]
#2846	<reply>	[You are also expected to write a report in Microsoft Word or Adobe Writer.]
#2866	<reply>	[You watch as people get banned for 1 year on the Grok Learning forums.]
#2930	<reply>	[Your Opal balance is running low. The bus driver stares at you awkwardly.]
#2946	<reply>	[Your Opal balance is low. The confused bus driver asks you to tap on again.]
#2959	<reply>	[You hear an Opal reader ding. You look up to see the Opal reader restarting... again.]
#2971	<reply>	[PC LOAD A4]
#2972	<reply>	\begin{align*}
#2974	<reply>	[You watch as cats invade forkbomb's room.]
#2975	<reply>	[This app is incompatible with all of your devices.]
#3034	<reply>	[You watch as Xorg is OOM-killed.]
#3062	<reply>	[You watch as a bus queues across a large intersection.]
#3063	<reply>	[The 8:05 service to Town Hall has been cancelled for today.]
#3073	<reply>	[You watch as a phone melts under the stress of dex2oat.]
#3083	<reply>	[You begin to think you need more struts.]
#3084	<reply>	[You watch as someone takes a selfie.]
#3089	<reply>	zsh: you have suspended jobs.
#3091	<reply>	There are stopped jobs.
#3093	<reply>	bash: ...: command not found
#3094	<reply>	[Portal under attack]
#3095	<reply>	[Reticulating splines...]
#3096	<reply>	[Adding more struts...]
#3097	<reply>	[Creating funny ... replies...]
#3098	<reply>	[Checking for beer in the fridge...]
#3105	<reply>	[Experiencing interruptions? Find out why.]
#3132	<reply>	[You watch as everyone falls victim to Annie in Murder.]
#3136	<reply>	[You watch as Vivian dies.]
#3170	<reply>	$someone: TRAITOR!
#3181	<reply>	[Your Opal card fails to tap.]
#3182	<reply>	[kernel:unregister_netdevice: waiting for lo to become free. Usage count = 0]
#3188	<reply>	Hello, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn.
#3239	<reply>	[You hear the chime of a Mac booting nearby.]
#3250	<reply>	error -54 Error in the pull function.
#3254	<reply>	[The Falcon has landed.]
#3255	<reply>	[You hear a mysterious voice in the distance say "¯\_(ツ)_/¯".]
#3280	<reply>	[Sydney ETS Bus Validator]
#3337	<reply>	[This browser does not support video playback.]
#3338	<reply>	[This video does not support browser playback.]
#3345	<reply>	[Red Hat trademarks are not licensed under GPLv2. No permission is granted to use or replicate Red Hat trademarks that are incorporated in this software or its documentation.]
#3347	<reply>	https://goo.gl/SJfZEw
#3368	<reply>	[This factoid is unavailable.]
#3369	<reply>	[This factoid has been deleted.]
#3370	<reply>	[CENSORED]
#3371	<reply>	[For your safety, this factoid cannot be shown.]
#3372	<reply>	[This factoid is unavailable for legal reasons.]
#3373	<reply>	[You watch as auscompgeek accesses $who's home directory.]
#3376	<reply>	$someone rolled 7.
#3394	<reply>	[You watch as seagulls expectantly wait for you to feed them.]
#3404	<reply>	[$band is now following you on Twitter!]
#3408	<reply>	[Oracle is suing $band for $9 billion in damages for copyright infringement.]
#3425	<reply>	[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oh-My-God_particle]
#3426	<reply>	[Excised from paper.]
#3434	<reply>	*** System restart required ***
#3457	<reply>	[You're not sure how you even landed on the surface of a gas giant. But it's probably best not to think about it for too long.]
#3510	<reply>	[Your bank rejects your credit card payment.]
#3517	<reply>	[Attachments: winmail.dat]
#3518	<reply>	[This message is intended for the addressee named and may contain privileged information or confidential information or both. If you are not the intended recipient please delete it and notify the sender.]
#3528	<reply>	[You watch as PaperBag repeats a loadedice quote.]
#3549	<reply>	[New SELinux security alert]
#3553	<reply>	[This comment has been deleted by the author.]
#3563	<reply>	$someone has connections to Russia!
#3568	<reply>	[Adding more boosters…]
#3570	<reply>	Hold, hold, hold.
#3576	<reply>	Hello there.
#3581	<reply>	I need healing!
#3586	<reply>	[Brought to you by https://nationalsecurityagency.github.io/.]
#3615	<reply>	[Edgy music.]
#3616	<reply>	module license 'CDDL' taints kernel.
#3617	<reply>	[To Be Filled By O.E.M.]
#3622	<reply>	[usb: port power management may be unreliable]